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Pikmin: THIS...... IS............ SPARTA! Omberman: Okay....... (runs far,far away) Mario: Will the real Alvin-Earthworm please-a-stand up? Real Alvin-Earthworm: (pulls out gun and stands) Time for you to DIE, CLONE! Banana: I LIKE CEREAL! (explodes)

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Pikmin does NOT suck!!!

Posted by omberman Jun. 13, 2009 @ 7:46 PM EDT

Okay, so one day I went to the Wi-Fi cafe in my town, and some whiny loser fanboy critic said Pikmin sucks on YouTube! Pikmin dosen't, and he probaly made that to advertise that ultra-gay Tekken game
he likes so much(I bought it, but the disc couldn't hold the crappiness, so three hours later, it snapped in half, and the thing is gay.) Pikmin is probaly the BEST strategy game EVER! I usually own Bulborbs!
That's 1:58.00 of MY 654th LIFE I'll never get back( yeah, I have a ton of 1-Ups.) Listen, SuperCriticStar1 from YouTube, I don't give a flying shit about your video. He calls Pikmin gay, well, I hate his video. It barely gave any reasons why, and I don't count his only ones, because Bulborbs do not look like strawberries, Olimar CAN'T BREATHE oxygen, he's a Hocotatian, not an elf, he dosen't rape Pikmin because Nintendo dosen't use sex in their games, AND HE SHOULDN'T SAY SHIT ABOUT PIKMIN BEING RETARDED! And, he's probaly mad HE CAN'T BEAT IT!!!!!!
And Tekken sucks overall! I bet he's either a 10-year old wimpy-wimp, or a fat nerdy 40-year old who loves Tekken and rapes any people who come 20 feet near him! Jerk! If he dies, I'll put Pikmin on his grave( Again, I live in a different dimension.) Don't call Pikmin gay, they are having a tough time.
P.S. Brawl doesn't suck, either.
-Omberman OUT!

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Jun. 13, 2009 | 7:55 PM Chdonga says:

Gay really doesn't mean mentally retarded, it means happy, joyful, and homosexual. And Brawl does suck, all because of dumb fanboys like you who call anyone who thinks different gay. Also neither Sonic nor Snake should have been on Brawl.

Jun. 21, 2009 | 9:13 AM omberman responds:

Brawl got 9.5 on IGN! And one of my favorite charcters is Snake, with his recovery move!
BTW, I read the YouTube reviews of his video.

Updated: Jun. 21, 2009, 9:17 AM

Jun. 14, 2009 | 7:56 PM Oblivion1 says:

ok so heres the thing pikmin in my opinion IS kind of a bore, if it were taken to a more adult level and given some blood, omar didnt look like a little fat kid, ya i would say its a really good stratigy game, but the thing is its a kids game, and i play about 100 stratigy flash a week, so there are a lot of them that could be turned into extremly great games, i do however agree with the brawl comment, that it is an amazing game, and the thing about the sonic and snake thing below this comment, they dont have to be, but the fact that there is a fanclub about as big as the cathlic religon for both snake and sonic, nintendo jumped on this like a horny preteen on a free stripper, so they dont have to be, but they are licensed by nintendo, snake in the origonal metal gear, which nintendo still has the rights to and sonic and friends in the game boy and DS games, segas gone and it aint comming back so they own him, they put him in and i am glad, they may be cheep shit fights, but they are fun to annoy online players with, and remember just cause there in there dosnt meen you NEED to play as them, so dont get your undies in a bunch when you get owned just cause you suck at timing and sonic rolled over your now corped os a player,

PS, if you punch at the right time so hit sonic, it does almose doubble the dammage cause its the force of him and your fist both colidding not just fist to face. (amazing song by deth klok)

Jun. 21, 2009 | 9:16 AM omberman responds:

OMGWTFBBQ!
Brawl's IGN Score: 9.5
Pikmin's: 9.1 Pikmin 2's: 9.2
Tekken's: 7.5
Brawl Is Awesome! I agree with the Brawl thing.
P.S.: Olimar is a Hocotation, he's supposed to be short.


Jul. 31, 2009 | 8:13 PM huntdawg98 says:

i agree it dosent pretty soon check out a trialer coming soon called call of pikmin world at war

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