Okay, so one day I went to the Wi-Fi cafe in my town, and some whiny loser fanboy critic said Pikmin sucks on YouTube! Pikmin dosen't, and he probaly made that to advertise that ultra-gay Tekken game
he likes so much(I bought it, but the disc couldn't hold the crappiness, so three hours later, it snapped in half, and the thing is gay.) Pikmin is probaly the BEST strategy game EVER! I usually own Bulborbs!
That's 1:58.00 of MY 654th LIFE I'll never get back( yeah, I have a ton of 1-Ups.) Listen, SuperCriticStar1 from YouTube, I don't give a flying shit about your video. He calls Pikmin gay, well, I hate his video. It barely gave any reasons why, and I don't count his only ones, because Bulborbs do not look like strawberries, Olimar CAN'T BREATHE oxygen, he's a Hocotatian, not an elf, he dosen't rape Pikmin because Nintendo dosen't use sex in their games, AND HE SHOULDN'T SAY SHIT ABOUT PIKMIN BEING RETARDED! And, he's probaly mad HE CAN'T BEAT IT!!!!!!
And Tekken sucks overall! I bet he's either a 10-year old wimpy-wimp, or a fat nerdy 40-year old who loves Tekken and rapes any people who come 20 feet near him! Jerk! If he dies, I'll put Pikmin on his grave( Again, I live in a different dimension.) Don't call Pikmin gay, they are having a tough time.
P.S. Brawl doesn't suck, either.
-Omberman OUT!

The pikmin have hypnotized you................. VOTE 5 FOR THWOMPS: THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!
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And............... I PWN YOU N00BZ!
JOO GOT PWN3D, N00B!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VOTE 5 FOR THWOMPS: THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pikmin haters are gay retarded assholes
WTF do they do
Kill pikmin in their shit they call "the best pikmin flash ever" which is just a term for "i hate pikmin"
And if kevin laportre is reading this, pikmin are not gay, you asshole
You got an uber goomba it killed you the end

Y'now what? Screw those last 2 posts. I'm not taking a side in this pathetic battle of lockz and clockz, so you can just order a pile of shit if you want my join!
P.S. I'm actually a bob-omb, so screw you, laws of physics!
<End of message, blah blah blah, SCREW THIS! Oh, and beer is on sale at Crap n' Go.

1. Explode (it's a bob-omb, it can explode!)
2. Build a portal to get into my SNES games (and kill mario)
3. Give megaman to pacman and watch the fight (and kill link)
4. Get revenge on slimeshine (anybody who writes sucklists is on my explode list)
5. Shove 70000 super shrooms down Mario's throat(MAMMA MIA!)
6. Grab a bullet bill and ride it (WOOHOO!)
7. Get a highscore in bullet bill 2 (or beat mine)
8. Get more experince
9. Defend strawberryclock in the war of locks n' clocks
10. End this post.
[You Got A Uber 1-UP Mushroom!!!!!!1!!!!!!one!!!!!!!)

I join the Clock Crew for no reason.
to leave a comment, call 1-800-GOOMBAZ-SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pikmin awesome OWNZ