Okay, so one day I went to the Wi-Fi cafe in my town, and some whiny loser fanboy critic said Pikmin sucks on YouTube! Pikmin dosen't, and he probaly made that to advertise that ultra-gay Tekken game
he likes so much(I bought it, but the disc couldn't hold the crappiness, so three hours later, it snapped in half, and the thing is gay.) Pikmin is probaly the BEST strategy game EVER! I usually own Bulborbs!
That's 1:58.00 of MY 654th LIFE I'll never get back( yeah, I have a ton of 1-Ups.) Listen, SuperCriticStar1 from YouTube, I don't give a flying shit about your video. He calls Pikmin gay, well, I hate his video. It barely gave any reasons why, and I don't count his only ones, because Bulborbs do not look like strawberries, Olimar CAN'T BREATHE oxygen, he's a Hocotatian, not an elf, he dosen't rape Pikmin because Nintendo dosen't use sex in their games, AND HE SHOULDN'T SAY SHIT ABOUT PIKMIN BEING RETARDED! And, he's probaly mad HE CAN'T BEAT IT!!!!!!
And Tekken sucks overall! I bet he's either a 10-year old wimpy-wimp, or a fat nerdy 40-year old who loves Tekken and rapes any people who come 20 feet near him! Jerk! If he dies, I'll put Pikmin on his grave( Again, I live in a different dimension.) Don't call Pikmin gay, they are having a tough time.
P.S. Brawl doesn't suck, either.
-Omberman OUT!